Watching Cosmo fangirl over a baby bump is sorta like watching a cat walk on its hind legs … it’s just not right.
And yeah, it’s a famous bump so that clearly means this is a BABY and not a fetus, right Cosmo?
.@beyonce holding her bump on the #GRAMMYs stage ❤️❤️ pic.twitter.com/x21sNGtfZY
— Cosmopolitan (@Cosmopolitan) February 13, 2017
Oh sad, silly Cosmo, you’ve been a proponent of abortion for years and years so you’ll have to forgive us for mocking your sudden adoration for this particular “baby bump”.
Her fetus bump, right? https://t.co/CcgtTubuRX
— Amanda (@AmandaPresto) February 13, 2017
No no, it’s only a fetus when it’s not someone famous. Duh.
https://twitter.com/sleepy_jeannie/status/830961785180192768
We remember! But again, those weren’t famous babies being born so they didn’t count or something.
https://twitter.com/MGoJordan/status/830980356421582851
And really Beyonce herself is just a clump of cells … we all are.
It’s science.
is her fetus already declared a human?
— ??Farisa Bea?? (@farisa2020) February 13, 2017
Hrm, good question. Guessing since it’s some magical baby in Beyonce’s womb the answer is YES.
is she pregnant with a child or a fetus?
— Airborne Heel (@abnheel) February 13, 2017
Unicorn.
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