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UPDATE - TRUMP CONFIRMS! Sucks to be YOU, ISIS! Trump selects General 'Mad Dog' James Mattis as Secretary of Defense

UPDATE —

Trump has confirmed, Mad Dog has been selected for Secretary of Defense!

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ISIS could not be reached for comment.

Heh.

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Just call him ‘Mad dog.’

A man known for saying, “I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you with tears in my eyes. If you f*ck with me, I’ll kill you all,” General James Mattis has reportedly been named Trump’s Secretary of Defense.

Can we get a Hell yeah?!

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Unprecedented legislation and worth every ounce of effort to make it happen.

And this General would absolutely go to battle with you, and everyone he is asked to lead.

Editor’s note: At the time of this writing, Communications Director for President-elect Trump, Jason Miller tweeted the following:

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