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PETA spent all Thanksgiving trying to guilt people for eating YUMMY, DELECTABLE turkey *eye roll*

Hey PETA, would you please pass the gravy?

OH NO, you mean they kill turkeys so we can eat them?! Well in THAT case I shall NEVER eat another yummy, mouth-watering, delectable, tender and meaty turkey leg ever again … said no sane person, ever.

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Oh shut up turkey and GET IN MUH BELLY.

Only if that ice cream cone is made of turkey.

We respect them enough to eat them. You’re welcome.

Clearly she loves bacon. Atta girl.

Pretty sure the turkey on our table was quiet … and absolutely delicious.

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