Ochocinco gives Twitter a Sex Ed lesson

It’s pretty clear that Chad Ochocinco has something on his mind.

First, the New England Patriots wide receiver posted a skewed picture of the famous McDonald’s “golden arches”.

Then he tweeted a picture of his girlfriend, Evelyn Lozada’s birth control, saying he wants to “charter in exorbitant vaginal activities”.

Oh, Ocho.

Everybody wants to be a healthy… I'll stick with the McDonalds "Golden Arch" http://t.co/wwk2LX1Y

— Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) May 31, 2012

https://twitter.com/lilbrogee/status/208163033657253890

https://twitter.com/SDoyleinMI/status/208162492466208768

I Love How @ochocinco && @EvelynLozada Are Sooo Childish-TOGETHER!

— TEMPLE★JANAY™ (@THICK_ALLDAY) May 31, 2012

https://twitter.com/MissKymbo/status/208166293856194560