Should THIS be James 'Mad Dog' Mattis' first order of business? Please say yes

As we reported Friday morning, President-elect Trump’s pick for Secretary of Defense, General James “Mad Dog” Mattis, is full of win. His quotes are so boom-tastic that they sparked the hysterical #MattisQuotes hashtag. Here’s one of the most loved quotes:

https://twitter.com/LouiseMensch/status/804527385378963456

Oh. Yes. Please, get me to my swooning couch! Which brings us to this: Should THIS be the newly nominated Secretary of Defense’s first order of business?

I swooned. Also, I'd LOVE to introduce Mattis to Pajama Boy. https://t.co/ez7WEuNAc9

— Lori Ziganto (@snarkandboobs) December 2, 2016

Oh please make it happen. In case you forgot OFA’s absurd Pajama Boy, here’s a reminder:

Giggle-boom: So there’s this? ‘Hey, ladies!’ A bright side to #PajamaBoy

How entertaining would such a meeting be?

https://twitter.com/dwdeardorff/status/804741537489764352

Heh. There would be one problem, however.

Pajama Boy probably doesn't have a girlfriend to wink at. @LouiseMensch

— Mark C, austere BBQ scholar ?? (@UntraceableMC) December 2, 2016

That’s funny, because it’s almost certainly true.

https://twitter.com/farleyglobal/status/804743218256441344

Perfect.