No, but for real. LOOK:
https://twitter.com/cuffymeh/status/460532556086407168
The horror.
https://twitter.com/LilMissRightie/status/460534389102092288
Yikes. RT @CuffyMeh: Was working in the backyard & found this in the woods. Not creepy. #CREEPY #DOLL #ARM #OMGWTF http://t.co/4hJj0ztDNE
— Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock (@kimmie_c_) April 27, 2014
O. M. G.
We’d say something but we are far too busy frantically averting our eyes so it doesn’t notice us.
Other Twitter users had their wits about them and asked some key questions, while offering advice.
@CuffyMeh You didn't find the rest of it? 😮
— A.J. Winkelspecht (@ajwink) April 27, 2014
https://twitter.com/LilMissRightie/status/460534931882401792
@LilMissRightie @CuffyMeh you’re ok as long as you don’t move it. You didn’t move it, did you?
— The H2 (@TheH2) April 27, 2014
Oh no. Did he?
https://twitter.com/CuffyMeh/status/460535920354009088
Oops.
@CuffyMeh you *gulp* touched it? #Screwed @LilMissRightie
— The H2 (@TheH2) April 27, 2014
https://twitter.com/LilMissRightie/status/460535932031340545
https://twitter.com/CuffyMeh/status/460536772967931904
Godspeed, sir. Godspeed.
@CuffyMeh you taunted it? Nice knowing you. @LilMissRightie
— The H2 (@TheH2) April 27, 2014
@CuffyMeh Be careful opening a kitchen cabinet – there might be a 1-armed doll with a knife waiting for you.
— Jason (@jasonhsv) April 28, 2014
Some sage advice:
@CuffyMeh Call. a. priest.
— Pedrosity3 (@Pedrosity3) April 27, 2014
Looks like that Twitter user wasn’t alone and doll remains are rampant.
https://twitter.com/RiverMond/status/468048064515952641
Just a detached baby doll arm on one of my client's washers… Thats not creepy…I don't feel safe here. pic.twitter.com/zgujZW4zBu
— Reagan Harding (@reahar11) March 25, 2014
https://twitter.com/rymccain/status/467500723513458689
?Can't believe I used to walk around with a doll that had no head or arm apparently I would take it everywhere ?lmao pic.twitter.com/btVeSz0PS9
— Gracie Monkeyy (@graciewhitake18) April 27, 2014
Stop it.
I found a doll head on the ground last night? pic.twitter.com/vNEamYDHDv
— boopie DLX (@puppy_luv349) May 17, 2014
Happy birthday joey!!! @JoeyGraceffa I found you a doll head for your birthday! ? pic.twitter.com/0cNHc7JYd1
— Beesechurger (@SydneyStuntz) May 16, 2014
No, seriously. Stop it.
Just in case you aren’t creeped out enough, here is an exit reminder, in case you are a glutton for punishment even when on vacation:
Mexico's Island of the Dolls. pic.twitter.com/52oVkiY0He
— Motivation (@FreakyTheory) May 17, 2014
Nightmare.
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