'Breaking' scoop! WH announces latest way to sign up for Obamacare [pic]

Wheezing!

If the old-timey phone business doesn’t work (and we know it doesn’t) try that, Obama administration!

LMAO!! “@jdmullane: BREAKING: White House announces latest way to sign up for ObamaCare. pic.twitter.com/7wH9sYgz0v”

— WitchyGal (@WitchyGal1963) October 23, 2013

Ditto.

Twitter users offer some other ideas:

I hear the smoke signal offices are up, too. @jdmullane @hankpannell

— Locke Wiggin #EndTheFED (@Locke_Wiggins) October 23, 2013

@Locke_Wiggins @jdmullane @hankpannell Homing Pigeons are very reliable. <G>

— Bob Jones (@Bobby9527) October 23, 2013

Snort.

Philly-area columnist J.D. Mullane had another “scoop” as well. He spotted the infamous navigator!

Spotted: ObamaCare navigator at work. pic.twitter.com/wVmVMTfdBL

— jd mullane (@jdmullane) October 23, 2013

Heh.

He then summed up the problem:

ObamaCare's most glaring defect is that it is what the government wants, not what consumers want.

— jd mullane (@jdmullane) October 23, 2013

Bingo.

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