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Jonah Goldberg warns of Great Animal War! When pigeons, deer attack: You are not alone [pics]

https://twitter.com/carney/status/383228131395399680

Oh dear. Jonah Goldberg explains they are our enemies (except for dogs) and are up to no good at all.

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Oh my gawd! The parrots are inside your house!

And “Seinfeld” imitates life. The Twitter users who sparked Jonah Goldberg’s warning? They are not alone.

https://twitter.com/GabbiTavani/status/382909297698824192

https://twitter.com/AndyMoore1975/status/382789954377891841

Cool? Or terrifying?

https://twitter.com/jepperstone/status/382649526143574016

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https://twitter.com/air_yell/status/382552265338269697

https://twitter.com/FranDaawson/status/382464907180261376

https://twitter.com/georgiawatkins/status/382176544820846592

https://twitter.com/MeeraDoctor/status/382139767129120768

https://twitter.com/PhilsLionGirl/status/381800594954268672

https://twitter.com/UzmaR13/status/381448807919386624

Heed the warnings, humanity!

Deer are just as dastardly.

https://twitter.com/HannahLittlemor/status/382837430115893248

https://twitter.com/KeepitKonstant/status/372137011978989568

Do not let the cute Bambi face fool you.

https://twitter.com/t0mmysmalls/status/362646786680176640

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The first casualty in the #GreatAnimalWar?

https://twitter.com/CarrierDylan/status/383035818106826752

Eight. Times. Is that what happened to Sen. Grassley? No wonder he just swiftly left the scene of his deer slaying. Or was it an accident? Perhaps he is a soldier for Team Humans.

Related:

Oh, deer: Sen. Grassley goes hunting — with his car

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