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Get off his lawn: Singer Richard Marx offers best reason to be a Twitter crank

Ha! Sounds like a plan, cranky old man. It’s nice to have goals.

https://twitter.com/nhepicure/status/351337375529570305

Can singer Richard Marx also reach that second goal?

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Good start.

But, wait! He may not achieve the cantankerous old man deal just yet:

You need to up the cranky, sir!

This Twitter user has a suggestion:

That would really increase your cantankerous street cred, Mr. Marx. As will this:

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It helps if you shake your fist madly at the sky while saying it. You’re welcome.

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