Oh, the humanity: Hillary Clinton pulls a Pelosi; publicly 'dances' in South Africa

Oh, yes. She did. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton did a little bumping and grinding (oh, the horror of having to type those words) in South Africa.

RAW VIDEO: Secretary of State Hillary Clinton shows off her moves on the dance floor during South Africa trip: http://t.co/ufi0GmqV -DC

— The Associated Press (@AP) August 9, 2012

Dude. To complete the “no rhythm white man dance,” she should have borrowed that whole bite-lip thing from her husband!

Media are, of course, swooning over it.

File under HEADLINES I COULD NOT HAVE CONCEIVED OF IN 2008: "20 Photos That Prove Hillary Clinton Is A Total Badass" http://t.co/pdYtn43h

— Rebecca Traister (@rtraister) August 9, 2012

Just like when they went into fits of Squee over her sunglasses and Mardi Gras beads at a swearing in ceremony. She’s so totally cool and hip and stuff! Leadership shmeadership! She’s got the moves … of Nancy “Elaine Benes” Pelosi.

Twitter users just can’t get enough of it.

How did I miss this yesterday? RT @TheFix Hillary Clinton dancing in South Africa. This does not disappoint. (VIDEO) http://t.co/lFWHXq5k

— Christopher (@cenelson08) August 9, 2012

No worries! It’s continuing to make the rounds today; misery, and mocking, love company! Unlike the media, Twitter users are horrified. Yet can’t look away.

Awkward white men the world over now have a name for our particular style of dancing. Behold: The Hillary Clinton http://t.co/pmbSY5nk

— Barry Malone (@malonebarry) August 8, 2012

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Mommmmm! You're EMBARRASSING ME! http://t.co/8kBtmFrj

— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) August 8, 2012

Pantsuity Dancing: http://t.co/5jXUAAw5

— Doug Powers (@ThePowersThatBe) August 8, 2012

I saw Hillary Clinton's S. African dance clip. @ the next wedding reception don't say I dance like a dying fish, I dance like a world leader

— Mike Maxwell (@themikemaxwell) August 9, 2012

Just watched a video of Hillary Clinton dancing in South Africa. Did you ever wish you could #unsee something?

— IquestionDC (@iquestionDC) August 9, 2012

What has been seen, cannot be unseen. Sadly.