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Canadian Author Vows to Stop Canadian Tourism, but Floridians Beg Him to Save Them From the Snowbirds

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Oh, please don't threaten America with a good time. Please keep more Canadians from visiting Florida and clogging up the roads and the doctor's waiting rooms. All Floridians can attest to the overcrowded waiting rooms because socialized medicine in Canada is so bad.

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Floridians would like nothing more.

Floridians will bake him a cake if he keeps more Canadians from visiting. 

The fact Canadians have to come to Florida to see the Stanley Cup is the most hilarious news ever.

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Darn! That's not the news Floridians want to hear.

As if his opinion is meaningful to anyone but himself. Heh.

They're apparently very opinionated. 

It makes the highways a mess.

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They hate it when those tables turn and they always turn.

Yes, please.

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