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FDA Gives Green Light to Zyn for Smoking Cessation ... One Doesn't Walk Away from Smoking Without Zyn

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Yesterday, the FDA banned Red Dye #3 and today they approved Zyn as an acceptable alternative for smoking cessation. The young people of America rejoiced.

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Even the flavors were approved. Before this, Americans were ordering the flavored options from overseas because they could not sell them in the US.

Federal health officials on Thursday backed the public health benefits of nicotine pouches, authorizing Philip Morris International’s Zyn to help adult smokers cut back or quit cigarettes.

The Food and Drug Administration OK’d 10 Zyn flavors, including coffee, mint and menthol. It’s the first time regulators have authorized sales of nicotine pouches, which are the fastest-growing segment of the U.S. tobacco market. 

The pouches have been available for more than a decade as FDA reviewed company data intended to show the products can serve as an alternative to cigarettes and other traditional tobacco products. The decision doesn’t mean that Zyn is safe, just less harmful than older alternatives. 

Literally.

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They had to do it because Trump is almost President in America again and it's only fitting to have legal access to Zyn.

America is entering a new Golden Age.

In celebration, the tweeps were flashing their goods.

It had to happen.

He's not wrong, but Trump can't run for President again. Those pesky term limits.

It was too little, too late. Like the Gaza ceasefire, the prospect of Donald Trump as President moved this decision along. Funny how that happens.

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This looks like freedom. 

Even legislators are excited.

The memers are elated. 

It's a good day in America.

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