Kamala Tried to Pronounce the Name of a Book of the Bible and It Went So Hilariously Bad

So, this is why the Democrats keep Kamala locked away and only allow her to speak when they can ensure she will stay on script.

“Ecclesiastics” is such a wonderful book in the Bible

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— Still Boneless (@still_boneless) September 25, 2024

Ecclesiastics? Is that what girls use to put their hair in a ponytail? Or are those the kind of pants you wear on Thanksgiving so you can eat a bunch?

@redsteeze
The Book of "Ecclesiastics" was the book where Shlomo Hamelech (King Solomon) set out his exercise routine.

— Jay Lampert (@MortChristenson) September 25, 2024

Oh, that must be it.

Waiting for the “Ecclesiastics is actually correct” takes

— Eddie Zipperer (@EddieZipperer) September 25, 2024

The corporate media are currently thinking of ways to prove to Republicans we've been saying it wrong all this time.

What Bible is she reading? LOL

— Will 🇺🇸 🍢 (@NoLeftTurns) September 25, 2024

Reading isn't her strong suit if you ask her staff.

She doesn't read the bible

— Robinson M רו🚀🦿🦸 (@RobinsonMuiru) September 25, 2024

Or much of anything else.

More proof she’s a fraud.

— Tenn Bear 🐻 (@akaBarni) September 25, 2024

As if there was any further evidence needed.

My IQ just dropped 40 points.

— Trumps Garbageman (@DCTrashremover) September 25, 2024

It's still higher than hers.

The book next next to Pronoun and Chester

— Steve M (@TXScorpion14) September 25, 2024

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The cackler and cheater

— Karen Nieves (@KarenNi97204330) September 25, 2024

Lay off. She has a stutter.

— Jeff Minter (@JeffMinter) September 25, 2024

Who knew a stutter was contagious? She got it from Joe, obviously. 

Such a weak person. Both hands in the air, looking weak.

— Jim “Jerry Jones” Crane (@SouthForkStro) September 25, 2024

It's a difficult book to pronounce but she's not even close

— garyelam23 (@garyelam23) September 25, 2024

It's not that difficult to pronounce.

'I went off script' https://t.co/qDW5gb0Aqc

— Charlie Spiering (@charliespiering) September 25, 2024

What is with these robots that have to tell you everytime they go off script?

It’s oK you can talk off the teleprompter once in a while.

Scripted souless robots. https://t.co/AXbbwudLsj

— USA💥🇺🇸💥 (@nwgsrider) September 25, 2024

They need a teleprompter because they don't feel passionately about their own policy, and honestly she probably has no idea what she is supposed to think about any topic at any given time. She's told to what to say and do.

Notice how Kamala had to tell the mayor she was going off script.

1. Kamala going off script never works

2. Everyone knows all the things she says are scripted, canned responses so she has to make a point to let everyone know: “look, I can go off script. See?” https://t.co/dTPtCVz5EG

— Cheesy Cobra (@CheesyCobra) September 25, 2024

She's probably asking permission, honestly.

Woe unto the land whose king is a child. Ecclesiastes 10:16 https://t.co/6sJhVYK64A

— Lefty Rosenthal Minion (@GoonShyRyan) September 25, 2024

It's not too great for your President to be a really old man, either.

Remembering the press’s hysterical meltdown when Trump (correctly) cited ‘two Corinthians’ https://t.co/R0PVJOgliB

— url of sammich (@dotsammich) September 25, 2024

This will never be mentioned in corporate media. They must protect the 'precious'.