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My 'Ode to Chris Christie On the Day He Announced the End of His Campaign' ... A Walk Down Memory Lane

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Today, I penned a bit of a tribute to the Chris Christie campaign ... the Little Engine that Could Not

An ode to Chris Christie:

Today, you decided to drop out of the race,

Gave up on the campaign to save some face,

You really could never gain much traction

there wasn't a large enough Christie faction.

To be honest, 2012 really should have been your year

Instead you yielded to Mitt for reasons not clear

Then there was your hug with Obama

Oh boy, did that start some drama.

Don't forget the time you closed the beaches,

Resulting in many constituent screeches.

Let's not forget to mention 'BridgeGate'

Boy, that one brought you much hate.

In 2016 you kneecapped Marco Rubio in a debate

but at the same time, you sealed your own fate

You helped Trump get a few more electoral votes

and a debate story for which you could gloat.

You were probably hoping for a job with President Trump

all you got was COVID, and you looked like a chump

You appeared on political TV every week

Always ensuring your suit and hair were on fleek

Even that did little to win you much praise

There was never to be a Christie 2024 craze.

It's over now and we wish you fond farewell,

We'll leave fat jokes to X, at that it excels

Go enjoy time with your family and friends,

It was never to be and this is 'The End'.




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