'You go with your 'A' material': Neil de Grasse Tyson now recycling lame jokes

When he’s not making crap up or falsely quoting people, super genius and Reddit folk hero Neil de Grasse Tyson tweets like a D-list comedian. Apparently he doesn’t even put in the effort to come up with new material.

Wouldn't it be cool if Zombies & Vampires became human if we bit them first? Somebody needs to test that hypothesis.

— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) January 5, 2015

Ugh.

Is @neiltyson another @Popehat parody account? https://t.co/TLqMKA9ysy

— Patrick Anderson (@Pandersonpllc) January 5, 2015

Right? But wait. It gets better.

https://twitter.com/Heminator/status/552307292977500160

@Heminator I think you mean three years.

— Jeremy Pierce (@TheParableMan) January 6, 2015

That’s even worse.

@Heminator wow, you keep track.

— mactavish ? ?️‍? ??❤️ ?❄️♿ (@mactavish) January 6, 2015

https://twitter.com/RealisSimulated/status/552316522086281216

@Heminator At least he got the quote right this time. @seanmdav @neiltyson

— Jeffy (@MosasaurKSU) January 6, 2015

Heh.

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