'Okay, now I see': How to calculate Obamacare enrollments like a good little lapdog [pic]

Shh. The debate is ovah! There are “7 million” Obamacare enrollments and President “I Won” and his lapdogs don’t want to hear about any of this:

.@GlennThrush You’re dreaming. Common core math is being used in enrollment # calculation. Subtraction is required… *a lot* of subtraction.

— Greg (@choosingfreedom) April 1, 2014

Indeed:

Study: Only 858k people are newly insured who have paid. That's just 2% of the 45 million #ACA targeted. Success! http://t.co/c3af8O87po

— Razor (@hale_razor) April 2, 2014

This admin breaks every rule in the book to inflate ACA enrollment #’s & the left just eats it up w/out any regard for reality.

— Greg (@choosingfreedom) April 1, 2014

What is this “reality” you speak of? Who needs reality when you’ve got a handy #ACAEnrollmentCalculator? A behind-the-scenes look at liberal math:

#ACAEnrollmentCalculator Okay, now I see where they came up with that figure: pic.twitter.com/odNhKIndqL

— Greg (@choosingfreedom) April 1, 2014

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