'About to go postal': Is this the most infuriatingly absurd thing the USPS does to customers? [pics]

You had one job, USPS.

It’s bad enough when the U.S. Postal Service screws up your delivery. But sending a “we care” message along with a damaged package? At that point the USPS might as well smear your package with …

Uhhhh thanks #USPS but WTF is that brown stuff on my package and is it safe to touch? pic.twitter.com/bEzPJY06JX

— Colin Beatt (@Listen2TheBeatt) January 16, 2014

Never touch the brown stuff!

https://twitter.com/GeorgeBrooks3/status/425301199857147905

@USPS I'm missing 6 out of 6 items in that package and the 1 thing you did manage to send isn't even mine. #wecare?? pic.twitter.com/2QPqjoZEPL

— snazs (@nazsyedd) February 13, 2014

Look what I got in the mail! @usps did a great job making it look like that dog shredded the mail… #WeCare pic.twitter.com/rsvU1jebM8

— Sarah E. Roberts (@shrob) September 19, 2013

@USPS WHAT THE FXCK is this!?We care?Clearly u dont!I got an empty envelope tht was torn open already no card in it! pic.twitter.com/D7hL2KZDSA

— T (@TsquaredC) November 5, 2013

Really, @USPS? YOU CARE? An empty package delivered, CLEARLY emptied by a postal employee! UNACCEPTABLE. pic.twitter.com/m8uhMZgOSa

— sliderwave (@sliderwave) July 31, 2013

"We care."…which is why USPS returned my Save the Date to me, damaged, one month later, without… http://t.co/EgqAyY6TZ8

— Amanda Sloan (@worthyofAgape) February 4, 2014

Because nothing says "We Care" more than this. #USPS-BS http://t.co/X9Q5ghdGnm

— Roberta Fankhauser, FIA (@rofankhauser) January 11, 2014

Hey #usps sending a "we care" baggy with my destroyed paycheck in it doesn't forgive the poor handling… http://t.co/LIcZvz6pcy

— Jeremy Hurd (@jeremyhurd) September 22, 2013

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@USPS WHAT THE FXCK is this!?We care?Clearly u dont!I got an empty envelope tht was torn open already no card in it! pic.twitter.com/D7hL2KZDSA

— T (@TsquaredC) November 5, 2013

https://twitter.com/jenanniganz/status/422106625819021314

About to go postal. Literally. The package is open and empty… Guess someone at USPS has made it to book 4 of #GoT pic.twitter.com/E8ERfneqrp

— Jen Clarke (@jensized) July 27, 2013

https://twitter.com/LaurenBolek/status/311936939706167296

@allisongiovenco: Instead of my $100 package, the @USPS delivered an empty package with an "I'm sorry" sticker. pic.twitter.com/LTGsNjTz

— allison (@allisongiovenco) February 14, 2013

So @USPS, you regret what happened to my package? Huh. It's not an apology if you use "but" or "although". pic.twitter.com/PAOGyju8je

— Kelsey Miller (@elmobeth) November 15, 2013

Hey @usps, what's wrong with this picture? pic.twitter.com/PT059kLNAo

— Dave Rubin (@RubinReport) January 7, 2014

Poor Blanche.

@RubinReport @USPS Rue-end!

— John Loscalzo (@Loscalzo) January 7, 2014