That. Was. Beautiful.
This morning, Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius visited the House Energy and Commerce Committee for a dizzying verbal gymnastics performance. She testified that the Obamacare website has “never crashed.” It’s “functional, but at a very slow speed and very low reliability.”
Her brain? It didn’t crash, it’s just functioning at a very slow speed.
@iowahawkblog My pickup didn't "crash"; it "transitioned" into the liquor store. A subset of contractors who built the store r to blame
— Herr Trigr (@HerrTrigr) October 30, 2013
Let's not lose sight of the fact that my pickup is still functioning, albeit at reduced speed. And ready to serve other area liquor outlets.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 30, 2013
Attention Titanic passengers, this is your captain. After we transition into that iceberg, we'll be operating at reduced speed.
— John Hayward (@Doc_0) October 30, 2013
TWSS : Sebelius: The website has never 'crashed.' It's functional, just at a slower speed.
— Marcus (@MarcusHUSA) October 30, 2013
https://twitter.com/MStevensG8r/status/395558228475400192
Sebelius: "Website never crashed. It is functional at a very low speed."
Lohan: "Car never crashed. It is functional at a very low speed."
— Steve Stockman (@SteveWorks4You) October 30, 2013
https://twitter.com/darthlevin/status/395559274631282689
Too soon, man. Too soon. We’ll accept “Elvis.”
https://twitter.com/Infidelzfun/status/395552509798129664
Ready-made spin for Obama?
@philipaklein @jimgeraghty Obama didn't lie..he's "honesty" challenged and operating at low functioning speed…
— FEDUP (@karupe1212) October 30, 2013
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