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Piers Morgan imagines latte-slurping nuts with holstered AR-15s descending on Starbucks

Can we get a fact check?

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Lay off the quad espressos and holster that talking point, Musket.

https://twitter.com/Peetweefish/status/365910118870683648

https://twitter.com/littlegeetz/status/365910369421635585

https://twitter.com/Peetweefish/status/365911129404358656

https://twitter.com/SmashLopez/status/365911271486406656

https://twitter.com/Melster_13/status/365994512503406592

Indeed they do.

After nearly 24 hours of mockery and desperate Googling, Piers Morgan finally came up with a response to Emily Miller of the Washington Times. (Relevant flashbacks: “Piers Morgan takes 18 hours to craft comeback to ‘gun-toting heroine’” and “Piers Morgan now taking 21 hours to deliver witty rejoinders in gun control debate.”)

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Facts are hard.

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Morgan also shared this link to a post titled “Deplorable Extremely Retarded Rifle Retention Platform (DERRRP)“:

Heckuva job, Piers. Heckuva job.

He sure is!

https://twitter.com/Todd_Harwood/status/366235043330400258

https://twitter.com/Todd_Harwood/status/366236032473116672

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But it’s Emily Miller who’s nuts?

Don’t hold your breath on this one:

Not only does Miller know a lot more about guns than Musket, but she’s getting a crash course in how to spot epic douchenozzlery.

Update:

For the record, cats can also be holstered.

https://twitter.com/LilacSundayBlog/status/366252347833319425

Related:

Previous Twitchy coverage of Piers Morgan’s vast knowledge of firearms

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