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Banned from the teleprompter: #ThingsYouWillNeverHearObamaSay

The narcissist in chief loves to hear himself speak — preferably with a mirror or other reflective surface nearby. Even gaffe-tastic blunders are OK as long as he can hear the oh-so-dulcet tones of his own voice.

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But there are plenty of phrases that aren’t likely to spill from President Obama’s yap in this lifetime. Luckily we have Twitter to catalog the #ThingsYouWillNeverHearObamaSay.

https://twitter.com/DefendWallSt/status/306258427280252929

https://twitter.com/Hiraghm/status/306410350394368002

https://twitter.com/BenHowe/status/306276069470785536

https://twitter.com/mvwillbanks/status/306257494815162368

https://twitter.com/_MattGallagher/status/306403009460580352

https://twitter.com/adamlocascio/status/306415988776255488

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Keep ’em coming, Twitter.

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