Heh: Helpful conservatives answer Team Obama's call for favorite election quotes

Oh, my!

Earlier this week, Team Obama tweeted out a photo of President Obama staring longingly at his not-so-secret crush — himself. And now, Obama’s official Twitter account is asking us for our favorite election quotes.

Do you have a favorite quote from this election? See if it made our top 47: http://t.co/u27YU1wG

— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) October 17, 2012

It really is like they want us to mock them.

https://twitter.com/ezradulis/status/258730843202285568

How could the right side of the Twitterverse possibly resist an invitation like this? We really are givers.

https://twitter.com/CuffyMeh/status/258731392177938432

"Julia decides to have a child" MT @BarackObama: Do you have a favorite quote from this election?

— John Tabin (@johntabin) October 18, 2012

You mean, besides "Lady Parts?" RT @BarackObama: Do you have a favorite quote from this election?

— KRenner (@KRenner2) October 18, 2012

https://twitter.com/chuck_dizzle/statuses/258733173972807680

https://twitter.com/mantone1/status/258746669540200449

RT @BarackObama [Do you have a favorite quote from this election?] – "…Gazing up at their faded Obama posters…"

— Neil Gow (@Lord_Gow) October 18, 2012

RT @BarackObama: Do you have a favorite quote from this election?// "You can’t change Washington from the inside."

— Dodd (@Amuk3) October 18, 2012

https://twitter.com/BrianCMcDonald/status/258736141077979139

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from 2nd debate "When I was president …" RT @BarackObama Do you have a favorite quote from this election?

— ComfyPaws™ (@ComfyPaws) October 18, 2012

"This is my last election. After my election I'll have more flexibility" RT @BarackObama: Do you have a favorite quote from this election?”

— Stephanie ⁷ ⟬⟭?⟭⟬ (@AmorVincetOmnia) October 18, 2012

Benghazi attack is only a political issue because of Romney and Ryan MT @BarackObama: Do you have a favorite quote from this election?

— A.C. Spollen (@ACSpollen) October 17, 2012

That sentence where you said "uhh" a lot. MT @BarackObama: Do you have a favorite quote from this election?

— Jen RN☘️ (@JenM623) October 18, 2012

Which one? There are so many to choose from!

And since this Twitter user has been prescient before, we’ll leave you with a sneak peek at what will soon be our favorite election quote:

https://twitter.com/NathanWurtzel/status/258734606109528065