Jon Lovitz’s faith on international relations decisions? Much like his Nobel Prize, Obama didn’t earn that.
But, c’mon, Jon. You’re asking us to imagine President Obama actually swinging by Israel during one of his international apology tours? We’re pretty good at suspending disbelief, but that scenario is just too much. Too much!
.@realjonlovitz <snort> Yeah, like this POTUS would *ever* go all the way to Israel! #moot
— John Wehrle (@jwehrle) September 18, 2012
Obama visiting Israel … hmm. Are “Pimp with a Limp” and David Letterman heading there too? No, no, wait. We’ve got it: Beyoncé suggested it during the only 3 a.m. phone calls Obama takes. Yeah, that’s the ticket!
Now that we’ve plotted out Obama’s unlikely trip to Israel, here’s how it would go if Netanyahu had engagements he couldn’t possibly tear himself away from.
@realjonlovitz he would throw a fit and the media would have specials the next day on the audacity of israel.
— -theYeti (@TheSmokingYeti) September 18, 2012
@realjonlovitz The media would say it's Israel's fault. See? They're consistent.
— OceanusRex (@OceanusRex) September 18, 2012
@realjonlovitz the liberal media's head would explode and everyone would be accused of being racist. Netanyahu would be enemy #1 for Dems
— J (@Jaydg1982) September 18, 2012
Same as it ever was.
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