When Roseanne Barr attacks: ‘Obama will say and do ANYTHING’

Roseanne Barr is still clinging to the hope that she can peel away votes from Barack Obama as part of her bid for the Green Party nomination. So she took to Twitter this morning to share a few choice words for the president and his policies. Here are her latest dispatches from the nut farm.

https://twitter.com/#!/TheRealRoseanne/status/192251600088211457

https://twitter.com/#!/TheRealRoseanne/status/192252219507212288

https://twitter.com/#!/TheRealRoseanne/status/192254155975434240

Oh, and shockah! She doesn’t care for Mitt Romney either.

https://twitter.com/#!/TheRealRoseanne/status/192253123052572672

https://twitter.com/#!/TheRealRoseanne/status/192254934618615809

https://twitter.com/#!/TheRealRoseanne/status/192256140426481665

She has zero patience for tweeps who believe Obama will come around on her favorite issue: marijuana legalization.

https://twitter.com/#!/TheRealRoseanne/status/192257963883368448

But she’s willing to concede that she won’t be able to lasso every last Obama supporter. What a realist!

https://twitter.com/#!/TheRealRoseanne/status/192259421873766400

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Of course, no Roseanne rant is complete without dipping her toes in the conspiracy pond.

https://twitter.com/#!/TheRealRoseanne/status/192264717891403776

We hear tin foil hats help block those mind control rays. Plus, they cover up your roots. Can’t go wrong!

Hey, if she makes it onto the general election ballot, a vote for Roseanne is one less vote for The One. So should she win the Green Party nomination, we wish her the best of luck.

We’re rooting for you, Roseanne!