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Bill Gates has tested positive for COVID. Can you guess his symptoms and what he's thankful for?

Billionaire Microsoft founder Bill Gates announced on Twitter that he’s tested positive for COVID:

“I’ve tested positive for COVID. I’m experiencing mild symptoms and am following the experts’ advice by isolating until I’m healthy again.”

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Gates, who is vaccinated and boosted, says he’s “fortunate to be vaccinated and boosted and have access to testing and great medical care”:

At what point do people stop tweeting that they’ve caught what amounts to a cold?

Hint: NOBODY CARES!

Gates’ diagnosis comes just after he compared COVID to the Flu during a talk at the 92nd Street Y in New York City:

Um, we knew this in 2020:

And then he promoted Microsoft’s product for remote work at a time when companies and cities are desperate to get workers back in the office:

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And imagine the hubris it takes to think we can stop the next pandemic anytime soon? Especially based on how poorly the CDC/FDA/HHS/WHO/ETC. has one this round:

Read the room, ‘eh?

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