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Cops in Auckland, NZ bust pair attempting to smuggle Kentucky Fried Chicken into a Covid lockdown zone

Meanwhile, in New Zealand. . .

(It’s better with the theme from “Cops” as you read this: “🎶Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?🎶” )

From The Guardian:

The arrest struck a chord with New Zealanders – especially Aucklanders, who have spent a month in a strict level four lockdown that does not allow restaurants to open or residents to order takeaway food.

In such an environment, fast food can take on the aura of a high-value illicit substance. Last week, a man was charged by police after posting a social media video of crossing the Auckland boundary in search of McDonald’s.

In other words, it’s like the plot from “Smokey and the Bandit” except with delicious KFC and not Coors beer:

“. . .and an undisclosed quantity of fries”:

The pair also had a large amount of cash on them so that might explain why they ran from the police:

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