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Hands down, this is the BEST woke 5-year-old story you'll read today

This is a very, very good twist on the entire genre of woke 5-year-old tweets. More of this, please:

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So, so great:

A “wave election”?

“WTF, dad? All I get is a sticker?”

It seems other kids thought there would be boating involved as well:

There’s even a T-shirt for it!

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