It’s come to this…
Resistance bro Brian Krassenstein teased his new book, “How The People Trumped Ronald Plumb” with what looks to be Robert Mueller dressed as a Chippendales dancer. For real:
Sneak Peek at the last page of my upcoming book: "How The People Trumped Ronald Plump"
Available for Pre-order now – Ships Nov 6th (Election Day):https://t.co/9CrreZMrU5
And YES, I am teaching our children that Trump's actions are NOT ok.
DEAL WITH IT!
Meet Robert Moral! pic.twitter.com/19PUFGv7VC
— Brian Krassenstein (@krassenstein) August 18, 2018
Yes, why is he dressed like that?
https://twitter.com/FuzzBeedEli/status/1030838111805300737
Um…
He's a super hero, Robert Moral. Why is Superman dressed the way he is?
— Brian Krassenstein (@krassenstein) August 18, 2018
That’s not how Superman dressed while he was fighting crime:
https://twitter.com/FuzzBeedEli/status/1030846316539207681
He really does look like a Chippendales dancer:
https://twitter.com/snarkyCentralCo/status/1030855598777217024
“Shake your Muellermaker” should catch on:
Shake your Muellermaker https://t.co/0TwPXGfZwu
— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) August 20, 2018
Wait … it’s a children’s book?
A sweet children's tale complete with a shirtless cop and a drooling racist moron. How could I miss the kid centric themes?
— Jeremy Gibson ? (@Augspies) August 18, 2018
Holy s*it:
Dear God, a shirtless super hero in a children's book. The universe is going to collapse upon itself.
— Brian Krassenstein (@krassenstein) August 18, 2018
It’s teaching “morals,” everyone:
Teaching morals to our children… so demented…
— Brian Krassenstein (@krassenstein) August 18, 2018
Yes … your cartoon looks just like these:
Here are some other cartoon character men without shirts on. Make sure you cover your poor little eyes. pic.twitter.com/IvsDQVX3az
— Brian Krassenstein (@krassenstein) August 20, 2018
Seek help.
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Related:
Mueller recommends up to 6 months in prison for George Papadopoulos (corrected) https://t.co/jdVEgeZ5c5
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) August 18, 2018
Omarosa tells Chris Matthews she has recordings she'll share with Robert Mueller, "if his office calls again" https://t.co/NPY48la7fH
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) August 14, 2018
Super-woke 10-year-old asks Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand how she's going to protect the Mueller investigation https://t.co/4IAzdAejtC
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) August 10, 2018
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