Whenever someone says, “America is better than this,” show them this Cosmopolitan headline about fruit and vaginas to set them straight:
My husband loves leaving fruit in my vagina all day so he can eat it later https://t.co/XjweZzC3JF pic.twitter.com/EwPg3MTvYF
— Cosmopolitan (@Cosmopolitan) December 16, 2016
Click the link for all the answers! If you dare, that is:
I … I have questions. https://t.co/V2nKV84WEY
— shauna (@goldengateblond) June 3, 2018
It’s like a “Wet Paint” sign that really means, “Must Touch”:
I won’t click on this link I won’t click on this link I won’t click on this link I won’t click on this link I won’t click on this link I won’t click on this link I won’t click on this link I won’t click on this link I won’t click on this link I won’t click on this link
I clicked https://t.co/nMKAsdKSL6
— andy lassner (@andylassner) June 3, 2018
And this will be hard for Cosmo to ever top:
There’s a lot going on in this tweet. Once I get back from vomiting maybe we’ll break it down. https://t.co/rh8Acz6pj0
— ᴅᴀɴ ʜᴇᴠɪᴀ (@DanHevia) June 3, 2018
That’s it. I quit. https://t.co/5cN2Z2eDDA
— Yashar Ali ? (@yashar) June 2, 2018
‘Stop it. Get some help’ -Michael Jordan https://t.co/pgij8684O4
— Chet Cannon (@Chet_Cannon) June 3, 2018
https://twitter.com/jason_howerton/status/1003325575937871872
Do not put fruit in your vag – every gyno ever https://t.co/NOTJbzhlq4
— Elizabeth Denton (@Elizabethann1) June 3, 2018
It could be worse, though:
What if he’s in the mood for watermelons? https://t.co/6W8Fa5Bt1k
— Andrew Wilkow (@WilkowMajority) June 3, 2018
Yikes.
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Related:
Feminists POUNCE on Teen Vogue over article on 'How to Get Your Best Summer Vagina Ever' https://t.co/fM4kOUaava
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) May 31, 2018
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