Teen Vogue has invented vagina clickbait:
How to Get Your Best Summer Vagina Ever https://t.co/NSvEqADpOV pic.twitter.com/xYMFbe4iTk
— Teen Vogue (@TeenVogue) May 30, 2018
Wait … they have seasons?
I have one and even I am confused as to whether my vagina recognizes seasons. https://t.co/l2FHoBRoIK
— Emily Zanotti (@emzanotti) May 30, 2018
But where do I store my winter one? https://t.co/OQASn9iYWg
— Jojo Moyes (@jojomoyes) May 30, 2018
Really? I can top last summer? Because that was some epic good vagina. And no matter what, Fall is always my best vagina. https://t.co/jvo4kjO1Lr
— Randi Mayem Singer (@rmayemsinger) May 31, 2018
We read the article and this isn’t one of the suggestion:
feed her sangria https://t.co/pxgVnEl6kM
— Maggy (@maggyvaneijk) May 30, 2018
But this was one of the tips and we’re not sure it’s actually good advice, but what would this male editor know:
As you know, I am the number one fan of telling people to wear sunblock but should you be putting sunblock on your vulva? https://t.co/patiHsaWHz
— Brandi, US #Heathcliff Laureate (@ItsTheBrandi) May 30, 2018
A mansplainer weighs in:
https://twitter.com/BecketAdams/status/1002211291568668672
And what kind of message is this sending to actual teen girls?
Why are we telling teen girls they need a summer vagina? I have never seen boys told to worry about winter dick or autumnal balls. https://t.co/pwushnDeSm
— Shannon Stacey (@shannonstacey) May 30, 2018
Way to go @TeenVogue! Keep focusing young females on these super important issues to prepare them for "adulting." https://t.co/Dx44GarU5L
— Mike Opelka (@stuntbrain) May 30, 2018
https://twitter.com/bungarsargon/status/1001923123640446980
This is sarcastic in case you didn’t know:
https://twitter.com/natashavc/status/1001990192214040576
Maybe Teen Vogue’s young readers should listen to an actual expert:
as a health reporter I can assure you that whatever vagina you have is just fine https://t.co/d7yB6pn8VN
— Rachel Alexander (@rachelwalexande) May 30, 2018
Even those who liked the article hated the headline:
A practical article about keeping your vagina healthy – GOOD. What's with this click-bait headline pushing the idea that your vagina should change based on the seasons???! https://t.co/gCh9GvZZEA
— Em Clarkson (@EmilyClarkson) May 30, 2018
Don’t hate the player, hate the game.
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