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'More truthful than the MSM': And the winner of the most accurate headline EVER on Dems and Dreamers goes to ... The Onion

Ladies and gentlemen, we give you the most accurate headline EVER on Democrats and Dreamers, via The Onion:

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It’s funny because it’s 100% accurate:

Even Democrats know it’s true:

The Onion is now “more truthful than the MSM”:

Oh, they know how accurate it is. That’s why the joke works:

An excerpt:

“To all Dreamers who are concerned about their future in this country, I promise that I will do absolutely everything in my power to secure the Democratic Party nomination two years from now,” said Booker, echoing the sentiments of Harris and Warren, as well as fellow Senators Kirsten Gillibrand and Bernie Sanders, in his pledge to take a stand and keep battling on behalf of his presidential aspirations until the 2020 Democratic National Convention. “I want all Dreamers to know that while times are tough right now, and it may be difficult to envision the day when I’ve secured enough primary votes to become the nominee, they should not give up hope. I voted against this stopgap funding bill, just as I will vote against any bill that would do anything to decrease my chances of becoming the 46th president of the United States.”

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