Bill O’Reilly can no longer fit into size XL clothes and he has an interesting theory as to why that is:
Here’s the Tip of the Day: many clothing companies have stealthily cut back on material, so order your stuff one size larger than you are. I am 6’4”, 210 pounds and an XL used to do it. Not anymore. Now XXL.
— Bill O'Reilly (@BillOReilly) December 20, 2017
Hahahahaha!
BIG FABRIC IS AT IT AGAIN!!! https://t.co/PYQqS2rHFl
— Alp Ozcelik (@alplicable) December 20, 2017
When you’re not getting fat and it’s a textile conspiracy https://t.co/JDsfjYG6V2
— doesn't matter (@lukeoneil47) December 20, 2017
I worked on this story for a year … and he just… tweeted it out https://t.co/CwpnYmkVMw
— Kate Nocera (@KateNocera) December 20, 2017
Yep, global clothier cost cutting is leading cause of older dude waist size enlargement. I'm literally loling on this. https://t.co/13bbEU2Kt6
— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) December 20, 2017
Although there might be other factors at work here other than corporate profits:
A conspiracy-oriented narcissist might blame the clothing companies. A regular person might think, "Maybe I should lay off the doughnuts…" https://t.co/ud1Q6umPMG
— Hart Hanson (@HartHanson) December 20, 2017
sneaky bone companies making our bones bigger https://t.co/lYPoxFp4rW
— Simon Maloy (@SimonMaloy) December 20, 2017
To be fair: "I'm not getting fatter, the clothing companies are cutting back on material" is a much more benign lie than "the women made these accusations for money." https://t.co/bAxwFELi32
— Jeet Heer (@HeerJeet) December 20, 2017
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Here's Crossy's Tip 'o the Day: many lobsters & steaks & mashed potatoes have stealthily added fat to themselves and secretly don't allow you to exercise. I used to lie slightly less about my weight. Not anymore. Now I'm a fat. https://t.co/5wPQZMQNZB
— david cross (@davidcrosss) December 20, 2017
Time for a fact-check:
I’m 6’4”, working on staying below 230, and most XL shirts fit me just fine. When was the last time you actually stepped on a scale, Bill? https://t.co/xeVlwVgAvn
— Ron Hogan (@RonHogan) December 20, 2017
https://twitter.com/JessicaKRoy/status/943477550130630656
And scale companies are stealthily using cheaper springs so always subtract ten pounds when you weigh yourself. https://t.co/SuMtwLuCQM
— James Urbaniak (@JamesUrbaniak) December 20, 2017
This happened with the pants I used to wear in college. https://t.co/ARBS5XGZHn
— Scott McGrew (@ScottMcGrew) December 20, 2017
Hey guys, I'm also 6'4, 210. Don't let all those sliders and tacos fool you https://t.co/RhSydiLrnb
— Isaac (@WorldofIsaac) December 20, 2017
TMI from Fox’s Greg Gutfeld:
This truly is the tip of the day. I do this with all my clothes. i order all my football jerseys XXS and wear them as a pajama shirt when we have pillow fights. https://t.co/tMzMfhFIg4
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) December 20, 2017
More mockery:
i also have gained weight and find clothing tighter https://t.co/K3rQyvrXRb
— Sam Stein (@samstein) December 20, 2017
???
Anyone want to make a bet that O'Reilly has grown and just doesn't want to admit it. https://t.co/Ql4kKR5gxS
— David Gorski, MD, PhD (@gorskon) December 20, 2017
Twitter gave us 280 characters so we could invent wild spin zones for getting fat https://t.co/DC6YHcE1XH
— Pete Blackburn (@PeteBlackburn) December 20, 2017
Maybe this can be his next book?
‘Killing Dessert’
– by Bill O’Reilly and Martin Dugard https://t.co/EstlsX6GK8
— Ben Kesling (@bkesling) December 20, 2017
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Editor’s note: We’ve corrected a typo in the headline.
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