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Dear Twitchy readers: Dan Savage would like your opinion on his new piece, 'Should the Duggar Girls #F***First?' Have fun!

Sex-advice columnist Dan Savage, who has what is now bordering on a creepy infatuation with the private sex lives of the Duggar family, asked us to take a look at his latest attack piece disguised as an op-ed.

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He asked nicely, so, we’ll oblige him:

Here’s the opener:

Should the Duggar Girls #FuckFirst?
Yes, they should. Duggar boys, too. And so should you.

Full disclosure: I’m a dirty sodomite and no one—NO ONE—should listen to anything I have to say about anything. Ever. I can write whatever I want, of course, because this is a free country. (Maybe a little too free!) But there’s one thing I’m not allowed to write about: the Duggars. People like me shouldn’t even think thoughts about good people like the Duggars.

Which is funny because the Duggars—children included—think thoughts about people like me.

The Duggars, for those of you who don’t watch TV, are the stars of 19 Kids and Counting, one of the top-rated reality shows on television. Jim Bob Duggar and his wife, Michelle Duggar, the couple with the 19 kids, are hardcore fundamentalist Christians and members of the Quiverfull movement.

Over to you Twitchy readers! And, please, do treat Dan with the same respect he offers to the Duggars.

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