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Should Have Sent a Poet: Scott Jennings Has Hilarious Haiku for Cory Booker's Publicity Stunt

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The Democrats sure are sporting their tail feathers after Cory Booker made history by ... ummm, well, we're not truly sure exactly WHAT Booker did, but he certainly talked for a long time. 

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Most of that time, he seemed to be ranting incoherently, which we suppose makes him the perfect spokesman for the party. 

Last night, after Booker set the record for the longest filibuster in Senate history -- while not actually filibustering any legislation -- the Democrat X account had some proud artwork ready to go! 

Of course, that was the ONLY point of Booker's colossal waste of everyone's time. He just wanted to set a record, and the party wanted to crow about it. 

The Democrats have officially become the party of TikTok challenges. 

Inadvertently, however, Booker also may have become the poster boy for DOGE: accomplishing nothing, but wasting as much taxpayer money as possible.

But not everyone was as ready as we are to 'pooh-pooh' Booker's historic achievement. CNN's Scott Jennings, like a modern-day Langston Hughes, even crafted a lovely poem as a paean to Booker's bloviation. 

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Perfect. 

And Jennings is right. While Booker was performing his circus act in the Senate, CNN was reporting that the Democrats' approval rating with Americans had reached a new low of 21 percent.

Twenty. One. 

There are actual flesh-eating viruses with higher approval ratings than that. 

Booker loves to call himself Spartacus. But X had a better name in mind ...

Others offered similar poetic honorifics to Booker and his pointless stunt. 

Yes, she does. And that's the best news Republicans could ever have. 

Then came the limericks ...

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Whew. We're just grateful for limericks that are safe enough to share with Twitchy readers (and don't contain the word 'Nantucket').

Oops. Yep, that was another blemish on Booker's endless prattling in the Senate chamber. 

Well, he IS a Democrat, after all. Hypocrisy and hierarchy are kind of their calling cards. 

We were sort of half hoping that somewhere during his endless tirade, Booker would stop and announce that it was all just an April Fool's Day joke. 

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Sadly, he was serious about the whole thing. Which only means that the joke was on him. 

Speaking of breaking records, 21 percent approval is historically low. It is breathtakingly low. 

But we believe in the Democrats. We know they can go even lower. 

Maybe for their next stunt, Mazie Hirono will take to the Senate floor to see how many Tide Pods she can eat.

(Fingers crossed.)

Editor's Note: The Democrat Party has never been less popular as voters reject its globalist agenda.


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