For the past four years, and especially the past four months, Americans have had a pretty important question on their minds: 'Who, exactly, is running the country right now?' Because it sure as heck isn't the walking zombie with the word POTUS written on his business cards.
While Biden has been wandering the Brazilian rainforests and storming the beach at ... Rehoboth, Delaware, many have speculated that his former boss Barack Obama is truly the one in charge while others have guessed his elder abusing wife Jill is the one calling the shots. A few have suggested Kamala Harris, but that notion is even more laughable than Biden being the Commander-in-Chief.
Since the election on November 5, however, one thing has become clear. Forget January 20. For all intents and purposes, Donald Trump is effectively the President right now. This was evident yesterday in France as world leaders flocked to Trump as he attended the re-opening of Notre Dame Cathedral (an event alleged President Biden didn't even bother attending).
It was even more obvious last night as potentially world-shaking events were unfolding in the Middle East with the fall of the Syrian government. Shortly after 11 PM on the East Coast, Sean Savitt, Jake Sullivan underling and spokesman for Biden's National Security Council, attempted to reassure everyone that Biden was on the situation and 'monitoring events.'
President Biden and his team are closely monitoring the extraordinary events in Syria and staying in constant touch with regional partners.
— Sean Savett (@NSC_Spox) December 8, 2024
Joe Biden. Awake at 11 PM. LOL.
Sorry, Sean. Not a single person was buying that.
Not a single human believes Joe Biden is awake https://t.co/XDlY2XbFYo
— Sunny (@sunnyright) December 8, 2024
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We're not even sure why Savitt bothered sending his tweet. Probably on orders from Sullivan, who has long since stopped caring that no one believes anything he says.
Twitter let both of them know how ridiculous this idea was.
Biden closely monitoring the extraordinary events in Syria https://t.co/eSkwxrgk0b pic.twitter.com/X2uho1GncZ
— Chuck Ross (@ChuckRossDC) December 8, 2024
By his administration's own admission, Biden is barely functional outside of the hours of 10 AM to 4 PM.
Yeah right! Joe’s only awake from 10am-4pm. Remember? pic.twitter.com/VByoD9QUp7
— Fweedom🇺🇸 (@Fweedom5) December 8, 2024
By the time the clock strikes 11 at night? He's definitely dreaming of chocolate-chocolate chip and Corn Pop.
https://t.co/kIeQGwr8p9 pic.twitter.com/cxGxWHdzah
— Ian Haworth (@ighaworth) December 8, 2024
“I’m monitoring the events, Jack” https://t.co/32F7jYmkf8 pic.twitter.com/ImBb25bpWA
— GinaNdTonic (@BGBandita) December 8, 2024
We've seen how bad Biden looks with hat head. We don't even want to imagine him with bed head.
Biden has been asleep for at least four hours https://t.co/DuJdJA9552
— Jake Schneider (@jacobkschneider) December 8, 2024
Given the amount of medications they must administer to him every night, it is very unlikely that anyone could have woken him up even if they wanted to.
No he's not. Stop insulting us. https://t.co/OQEDX53eFf
— Jeff Blehar is *BOX OFFICE POISON* (@EsotericCD) December 8, 2024
It really is just another slap in the face to Americans that they imagine anyone would have believed this statement.
President Biden is drooling on his pillow and pooping in his diaper. https://t.co/WvktGp2V44
— Buzz Patterson (@BuzzPatterson) December 8, 2024
Accurate, but we could have done without that mental image, thank you very much.
https://t.co/k5Me5T4vd7 pic.twitter.com/y84XOWkasN
— Courtland Martens (@Courtland_IRL) December 8, 2024
https://t.co/HurXHx76mo pic.twitter.com/nHJeyt5sOd
— WesfromFranklin (@WesfromF) December 8, 2024
We're old enough to remember when Karine Jean-Pierre used to lie to America that 'she couldn't even keep up with Biden' and when Joe Scarborough said that the current Biden is 'the best version of him' (that's a scary thought).
If this didn't sell back then, did they honestly think anyone would believe it now?
Jake Sullivan's court jester. https://t.co/Jx4S4fZOot pic.twitter.com/zatl9VJVwz
— ghandiz (@StevieGhandiz) December 8, 2024
Why does every Biden administration lackey look like they've barely graduated high school?
By President Biden, you mean Skyler the new intern, right? https://t.co/XsY9Uukw2S
— D.B. Taylor, now with 16% more Hottentot! (@DBTayor) December 8, 2024
Skyler was recording a live TikTok about the unfolding events.
Nobody believes that incompetent senile prick even knows what’s going on.
— TWEETO BANDITO (@DjptrsnMana) December 8, 2024
Even if Biden was awake, someone would have had to explain Syria to him with crayons and picture books.
Riiiiiight .... pic.twitter.com/FVijDEaSmU
— Oh, I've Lettered, Trust Me (@6YrLetterman) December 8, 2024
— NeoUnrealist (@NeoUnrealist) December 8, 2024
That's fake news and you know it 🤣🤣🤣🤣
— Rae A (@xrae) December 8, 2024
Good lord. You have 40-some days left. Be honest for once effing time.
They will not be honest in their remaining days. They do not know how. Plus, any truths they tell now will be an admission of all of the lies they've told for the past four years.
Yeah right. pic.twitter.com/dxbAmglLbc
— Emmy Wolfe (@emmywolfe) December 8, 2024
If anything deserves the 'J.D. Vance Face,' it's Biden's NSC spokesman trying to tell us that he was awake last night as Syria fell.
The actual situation in Syria is very complicated and likely will have a bad outcome, judging by 90 percent of all the other news that comes out of the region. We're not sure how it will end up, but we are certain of two things.
First, there is zero chance that Joe Biden was awake and 'monitoring' anything last night.
Secondly, it's time to end the charade. We might as well inaugurate Donald Trump right now. The rest of the world already recognizes that he is the de facto President of the United States.
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