We always have to be careful on Twitter because there are many, many parody accounts out there trying to fool us. Some, like the infamous Dennis, are very good at imitating their marks. Others like the outstanding Holly Briden, just go for the over-the-top style of parody.
Which brings us to the excellent 'Dr. Jebra Faushey.' We have featured the good doctor often in past Twitchy articles because she can do both very well. Her replies to liberals are usually hilarious, but sometimes we cannot tell if her original tweets are real (they're almost always not).
Last night, Faushey had us stumped when she tweeted this hilarious video of Kamala Harris predicting her own presidency while caressing a crystal ball.
Please watch, but try not to drink anything while you do because you will definitely spit that drink up while exclaiming 'WTF?'
I bet you can’t find me a video of Trump caressing a crystal ball and predicting the future. pic.twitter.com/RxTDHdtFe5
— Dr. Jebra Faushay (@JebraFaushay) September 9, 2024
OK, we're about 99.9 percent sure this is not real, just based on the editing alone. But we would also like to assert Poe's Law here. If you are unfamiliar, Poe's Law roughly states that any parody can be mistaken for reality if it comes close enough to reflecting actions or speech that might genuinely happen.
And we can absolutely imagine the real Kamala Harris not just saying these words, but doing so while touching a crystal ball very inappropriately.
Real or not, Faushey had Twitter in stitches last night.
This miss cleo rip off has to be AI.... What? https://t.co/hTzwqoimaJ
— 👑Shigero of Yomitan (@pancakeliberty) September 9, 2024
HA. We forgot about Miss Cleo. But we could totally see her as one of Harris's relatives she grew up with.
My cringe meter just went off the charts. https://t.co/zQyqOY37FG
— Mary, Mary, quite contrary... (@purgevictim2022) September 9, 2024
That tends to happen when Harris speaks. We've started ordering our cringe meters by the gross.
I see a future of darkness and despair if this person wins. https://t.co/iLJSxqAP35
— Silenced 🐴🐭 Ms. Information (@C19VaxInjured) September 9, 2024
That's a more accurate reading of the crystal ball, we're sure of that much.
If anyone knows how to caress balls, it’s Kamala. https://t.co/i3oxnGqe3n
— 🇺🇸CynTrump🇺🇸#MAGA #FJB (@cyntrump) September 9, 2024
Willie Brown and Montel Williams can confirm.
(Oh, come on. You knew these jokes were coming, LOL. There will be more.)
She lost me at Integrity. 😂😂😂
— anna (@annastasiausa) September 9, 2024
She lost us when she said the next President would go by 'she.'
We are living in the dumbest timeline. How is this person considered a viable candidate in any reality?
— Tarot With Sean (@TarotWSean) September 9, 2024
This is a valid question regardless of the video and it has been a valid question since she declared her candidacy back in 2019.
This looks pagan and on drugs to me. 👀
— CA Third World (@busybirdie10) September 9, 2024
The scary part is she believes her own BS lies about fairness and integrity.
It certainly won't quell any of the rumors that Harris has a drinking problem.
She Drunk Again #SheDrunkAgain
— Tony-TBone (@TwinlakeTony) September 9, 2024
Booze does that to people 🤣
— DRBIDENinflation 𝕏𝕏𝕏𝕏 #MAGA (@vjan09) September 9, 2024
Booze and Ecstasy, we're thinking.
Red wine and shrooms?
— Baby It's Gold Outside (@sodagrrl) September 10, 2024
Yep, that works too.
what the...
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) September 9, 2024
pic.twitter.com/rz7fJjH93I
She is bat guano loco. https://t.co/k1zDdtk5qU
— TugboatPhil (@TugboatPhil) September 9, 2024
Again, that statement is valid with or without the video.
In the past, she only had to rub much smaller balls to make her wishes come true. https://t.co/r27fV4e0tJ
— Beorn (@Beorn2000) September 9, 2024
Ahem. No offense, Mayor Brown.
Willie Brown’s bald head.
— MsZucc (@CarmiOnTheVerge) September 9, 2024
We don't think that was the part of his body she was fondl ... you know what? We'll skip right past that one.
— D0DD (@Amuk31) September 9, 2024
Maybe she loves orbs because she's imagining the 3D Venn diagram possibilities.
I need to be unburden from what has been seeing this
— James (@JamesMcnumbers) September 9, 2024
Don't worry. The memory of it will fade ... with the passage of time.
Please make it stop 😣
— MagaBritt🇺🇸 (@brittanyhunt79) September 9, 2024
You know the rules. We had to see it so now you have to.
She knows how to rub that thing.
— Rick Armstrong (@strong523ra) September 9, 2024
LOL. Vice President Hawk Tuah.
I can’t wait to never see this woman again
— Gina Lussier (@Gina40purple) September 9, 2024
OK, OK. This video has inflicted enough pain on Twitter and we have inflicted enough pain on our readers.
We will let this one go. But you can hardly blame us for writing about it, what with the media constantly pushing agitprop like Kamala's 'excitement factor.'
We'll chalk this video up as another victory in Dr. Jebra Faushey's long string of them.
Still, it would be really funny if Harris brought a crystal ball with her to tonight's debate. We don't think even Donald Trump has a facial expression in his vast arsenal of them to react properly to that.
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