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JUST FOR FUN: Proof of Extraterrestrials Confirmed as Highway Trooper Pulls Over UFO in Oklahoma

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Folks, we don't know about you, but the last week or so has been an absolute whirlwind in the land of politics and we need a little break. 

Don't get us wrong. We can have fun at the politicians' and media's expense with the best of them, but sometimes we want a story that's just good for a laugh in its own right and has nothing to do with THE END OF DEMOCRACY ... or something. 

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Thankfully, the Oklahoma Highway Patrol felt our pain yesterday and came to our rescue by proving that aliens do exist and they are living among us ...

We think they should have played this up a little harder and not given it away right in the first tweet, but we get it. The way the world is today, if OHP had been a little more coy about this highway stop, they might've gotten a visit from the FBI. 

Or the Men in Black. 

But it was still a lot of fun and Twitter had a lot of fun with it. 

It should have had a bumper sticker that read, 'Jane! Get me off this crazy thing!'

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HA. They don't make 'em like Marvin the Martian anymore. 

The trooper even inspected the UFO. No probes or anything. 

This highway stop is going to incite a whole new argument with the folks over at The Daily Wire about whether aliens exist. 

UFOs come equipped with all the features: air conditioning, satellite radio, rear and side-view cameras ... and disintegrator rays. 

We need that recording right now, LOL. 

There was even the obligatory local news report, complete with cheesy commentary. 

Never change, local news anchors. 

Well, that's because the Orting Kapowsin Highway is near Seattle and even the aliens know better than to go anywhere near a place THAT weird. The humans in Oklahoma are much more chill. 

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Yes, the trooper may have let these drivers off with a warning, but he just issued Jared a citation for reckless dad joking. 

There were many people more than a little envious of this particular UFO. 

We are kind of jealous too, even though it does look a little cramped inside there.  

The trooper found himself at least one new fan as well. 

He's a handsome fella, alright. And he's got to have a good sense of humor, you know that much. 

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If the UFO had a Mars license plate, it would have made Elon Musk lose his mind. 

Anyway, it turns out that these two women have been driving their UFO car through many states and have been pulled over in each one. That sounds like a fantastically fun road trip to Roswell (as long as all of the other officers dealt with it as well as OHP trooper Ryan Vanvleck, that is). 

Have a great time, ladies. Remember: the truth is out there. 

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