O, Canada. You are home to such awful cringe. When you're not MAID-ing undesirables in your country, you're seizing people's bank accounts, arresting journalists, and frankly just making the world look at you and shake our collective heads in disbelief.
Under Justin Trudeau, Canada truly has become the tip of the spear for every evil idea to come out of Klaus Schwab and the WEF. We're frankly kind of surprised that their Prime Minister (who is TOTALLY not Castro's son) isn't already forcing Canadians to 'eat ze bugs.' But we're sure that's coming soon.
For now, we'll just have to point and laugh (and be very scared) at the latest from the Canadian Federal Court, which issued some 'general practice guidelines' over the weekend.
To paraphrase Jack Nicholson's Joker, 'Wait'll you get a load of THESE.'
Amendments to note in the latest consolidated general practice guidelines.
— Federal Court (@FedCourt_CAN_en) January 19, 2024
For people dealing with the Court:
· Provide pronouns and pronunciation of names
· Prerogative to make an Indigenous land acknowledgement pic.twitter.com/CsrIRgL0l9
OK, fair enough on the pronunciation of names. As based as Pierre Poilievre (hopefully the next PM) is, we admit we sometimes struggle with his last name. Not to mention the various and sundry Beaulieus, Charpentiers, and Desjardins in the (Once) Great White North.
But mandating that people dealing with the court provide their pronouns? There aren't enough facepalms in the world. (The 'indigenous land acknowledgment' point is ridiculous too, but at least that seems optional ... for now, anyway.)
Recommended
Well then I guess my pronouns are
— Shelby 1984™ - #TrudeauMustGo (@MamaFedup) January 20, 2024
NOT/GUILTY.
Canada has become a joke of a country under woke Liberal rule. https://t.co/FIcPfDaoyZ
HA. Yes, your honor, my pronounces are 'Case/Dismissed.' Couldn't hurt, right?
Wow
— Dr Jordan B Peterson (@jordanbpeterson) January 19, 2024
Seriously
Wow
Seriously https://t.co/yrL0yKEQSf
As most know by now, Dr. Peterson is being forced to go through 'woke re-education camp' in Canada or have his psychology license stripped. Peterson has vowed to wage war on this punishment and make everything about it public.
How could Jordan Peterson -- or anyone in his position -- expect a fair trial before the Federal Court? https://t.co/KkwVaitafD
— Ezra Levant 🍁🚛 (@ezralevant) January 20, 2024
Very simple. He cannot. He did not. And they do not care.
Oh, but wait. There's more to the 'guidelines.'
· Gender neutrality in addressing a Member of the Court
— Federal Court (@FedCourt_CAN_en) January 19, 2024
· Guidance and encouragement on oral advocacy
'Sorry, your honor. Everyone can clearly see that you are a woman, but we are going to refer to you as 'ze' or 'it' because the guidelines say so.
Just going to put this tweet on blast as well.
— Viva Frei (@thevivafrei) January 20, 2024
Gender neutrality?
So if I know a judge, clerk or bailiff, is definitively male or female, I need to be gender neutral them? 😂
Our government has turned Canada into an international laughing stock. https://t.co/MRm1UPj7QC
No. Not joining your cult. https://t.co/WiiC0W6MA3
— Bad Hijabi 🇨🇦🍁 (@RukhsanaSukhan) January 19, 2024
Good for all Canadians who refuse to comply with this insanity. Make no mistake: that takes bravery. We've seen what they'll do to people in today's Canada who refuse to bend the knee to woke.
Let's continue.
· In-person hearings by default except for general sittings, urgent motions and citizenship files.
— Federal Court (@FedCourt_CAN_en) January 19, 2024
NOTICES PAGE: https://t.co/qgTSwFoHJy
OK, this makes sense. But we still can't help laughing that mandatory in-person hearings are now being mandated by a government that, not too long ago, would arrest and imprison people for congregating in church.
Thanks for acknowledging that COVID is over, Canada. We're way ahead of you.
And now, we've saved perhaps the most evil guideline for last.
For Court documents:
— Federal Court (@FedCourt_CAN_en) January 19, 2024
· Registry Office personnel reserve the right to limit the number of requests for copies of electronic documents
· Email addresses for the Registry offices: https://t.co/XwwTs264j5 (bottom of page).
Wait. The court can limit requests for documents? Hmmm, that seems pretty diabolical. Not something AT ALL a would-be fascist regime would put into place.
This is the real story they were trying to bury with the whole pronoun headline https://t.co/ejWcpoFr8c
— Harun al-Rashid (@BasedHarun) January 20, 2024
The woke nonsense is silly and Marxist too, of course, but this is really bad.
I thought parody accounts had to be conspicuously marked
— Somebody Someone (@ATinyBitCrazy) January 20, 2024
Unfortunately for all Canadians, this is NOT a parody.
This is the official twitter account of Canada’s federal court system https://t.co/RY5N4nAxp4
— Jonathan Kay (@jonkay) January 19, 2024
Frightening, isn't it?
Made up nonsense created by Tumblr teens in 2011 is now being dictated by Canadian federal courts https://t.co/fXZEFpbnJv
— Wesley Yang (@wesyang) January 19, 2024
Canadian courts are doubling down on these bizarre humiliation rituals.
— Don Wilson, LLB 🇨🇦 (@DNSWilson) January 20, 2024
Of all the problems facing Canadians, the adoption by our courts of this radical ideology will be one of the most intractable. It's hard to imagine righting this ship any faster than a whole generation,… https://t.co/wMCewmrwN6
What has happened to Canada?
— Blue Sterling🇨🇦 (@BlueSterling2) January 19, 2024
It will be unrecognizable in 2 years.@LeslynLewis @PierrePoilievre https://t.co/ufu8XfeunD
We hate to break it to our remaining Canadian friends, but it already IS unrecognizable.
But it will soon be recognizable once again ... as the new Soviet Union.
From our schools to the courts, every institution in Canada has been ideologically captured.
— Natasha Montreal Live Free or Die (@NatashaMontreal) January 19, 2024
What happens to people who refuse to participate in Newspeak? What happens in totalitarian regimes is what will happen to them. https://t.co/9RenhELblM
Canada is cold and has lots of uninhabited land. Plenty of room for gulags.
Pray for Canadians. And pray for Pierre Poilievre.
***
Editor's Note: Do you enjoy Twitchy's conservative reporting taking on the radical left and woke media? Support our work so that we can continue to bring you the truth. Join Twitchy VIP and use the promo code SAVEAMERICA to get 50% off your VIP membership!
Join the conversation as a VIP Member