We survived a week of Biden buffoonery, hunger strikers, Northern Lights excitement, and Mother's Day, but it all eventually comes back to Monday.
Ah, Monday, that dreaded first day of the week. The day that begins with the depressing knowledge that you're as far from the weekend as you can possibly be this week.
We here at Twitchy, however, are determined to make Mondays great again with the funniest memes, jokes, and clips we can find across the vastness of Twitter/X (okay … fine … we don't actually look through them all).
— Kaya (@sisterinferior) May 6, 2024
We feel your pain. Sunday really is Monday Eve for many of us.
They don't make men like they used to pic.twitter.com/77rTdrK5ZL
— TaraBull (@TaraBull808) May 5, 2024
LOL. We do not recommend you try this, folks.
— RUTH BUZZI (@Ruth_A_Buzzi) May 7, 2024
HAHA! Ruth!
bros smooth with it pic.twitter.com/Uqa4uaxFxQ
— internet hall of fame (@InternetH0F) May 9, 2024
The dude took his shot.
Ain't that the truth. pic.twitter.com/fLr2TD6z9B
— Yore Friend Whig 🇮🇱 (@WhigJust) May 7, 2024
Can confirm. How did we miss all that when we were kids in the 80s?
One likely explanation … made for TV movies.
It was at that very moment he knew mistakes had been made 🤣🤣pic.twitter.com/Uf1UepMRUs
— Shaughn_A (@Shaughn_A2) May 9, 2024
Alright, everybody … show of hands: How many of you had to learn this lesson the hard way too?
GM, Twitter.
— Grateful Calvin (@shoveitjack) May 9, 2024
Don’t take it personally. This goes for pretty much anyone who talks to me, any time, anywhere, about anything. pic.twitter.com/otDyvpT9si
The struggle is real, y'all.
— The Clandestine Connection (@ClandyConnect) May 9, 2024
Wow, that's bad. Bad enough we know some of you laughed.
(Language warning on this next one.)
Watching this will be the best 59 seconds you’ll spend today, trust me
— Enguerrand VII de Coucy (@ingelramdecoucy) May 9, 2024
Apparently a guy named Josh Ocean Thomas at the Laugh Factory in Chicago pic.twitter.com/D0R2AiRaQj
We. Are. Dead. 😂😂😂
— MrBeast - Parody (@MrBeast627) May 9, 2024
HA! There are a lot of cat memes.
— The Clandestine Connection (@ClandyConnect) May 9, 2024
LOL, this is remarkably accurate.
No one:
— Mostly Peaceful Memes (@MostlyPeacefull) May 8, 2024
RFK Jr: pic.twitter.com/56YsbIZBEQ
We have to admit, we didn't have brain worms on our bingo card.
— WHO? (@sillysourpickle) May 9, 2024
LOLOLOL! We've seen the real-life embodiment of this meme too many times on Twitter/X.
— G (@stevensongs) May 10, 2024
If you know, you know.
— The Clandestine Connection (@ClandyConnect) May 7, 2024
Do NOT laugh at that one with your wife in the room.
— The Clandestine Connection (@ClandyConnect) May 6, 2024
Dang! That one hit hard.
Damn she really thought she had it…..😂 pic.twitter.com/8X1Qyu4r09
— Memes4TheFiends (@Memes4TheFiends) May 8, 2024
Granny thought she was about to open a can of pure UNO devastation on those young folks. We hope she staged a comeback.
— Space Dragons Guild (@SpaceDragonsGld) May 9, 2024
It's so true.
— Yore Friend Whig 🇮🇱 (@WhigJust) May 9, 2024
Whoa … that is dark, dude.
The young lad didn’t disappoint after he realized he had a walk up song in tee-ball 😂 pic.twitter.com/c1Quxg1LbP
— BaseballHistoryNut (@nut_history) May 9, 2024
Strut your stuff, little man! LOL.
— Spill The Memes (@SpillTheMemes) May 9, 2024
Nicely done. 😂
Straight to prison pic.twitter.com/FIiiN24vP4
— Shooter McGavin (@ShooterMcGavin_) May 12, 2024
Bro … that's just not right.
The Wayne’s World reboot looks like trash https://t.co/gxqPHyjNR4 pic.twitter.com/0HP7yIFkir
— Dr. Richard Harambe (@Richard_Harambe) May 9, 2024
— LadyoftheLake (@LadyoftheLakefr) May 9, 2024
HAHA! Please make it stop.
Wife shows difference between her toothbrush compared to her husbands pic.twitter.com/KHOXf6bubx
— non aesthetic things (@PicturesFoIder) May 9, 2024
Look, guys don't screw around. If it's worth brushing, it's worth brushing hard.
— 𝓔𝓵𝓵𝓮 (@UnaFelixCulpa) May 9, 2024
Okay, maybe not everything was better in the 80s, but we were comfortable at least.
Speaking of the 80s … we had such high hopes …
— Nala♡ (@nalahearsahoo) May 9, 2024
… we may have been a bit too optimistic. LOL.
— G (@stevensongs) May 12, 2024
This is pretty much how it feels walking into the trampoline park if you're 40 years old or older.
— Space Dragons Guild (@SpaceDragonsGld) May 9, 2024
LOLOLOL! You know you've done it.
The look.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/8Szx1zlYqk
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) May 12, 2024
Give that pup some ice cream! 😂
Ht: @MidnightMitch pic.twitter.com/dhtLXv1Qa7
— Rothmus 🏴 (@Rothmus) May 9, 2024
YES! We've enjoyed college protesters getting shut down by police and doing stupid things like starving themselves a bit too much this past week. We're pretty sure most of you loved it too. That's how we know we are among our people. 😂
Absolute masterpiece. 🤌🏻 pic.twitter.com/gTkvbgKMgx
— Amiri King (@AmiriKing) May 12, 2024
Bwahaha! Well done.
Why dad pic.twitter.com/mpjTTQdG4B
— Spill The Memes (@SpillTheMemes) May 9, 2024
LOL. Dads gotta do what they gotta do.
— Spill The Memes (@SpillTheMemes) May 9, 2024
Been there. Done that.
#StarWars #Yoda pic.twitter.com/zrDM6bKmpO
— ⚔️Princess Cutabitch™️⚔️ 🏴 🇺🇸 🇮🇱 (@PCutabitch) May 10, 2024
That's definitely dad joke territory there.
😂🐶🧘🏼♀️ pic.twitter.com/NslnDI9gRY
— Woman of Wonder (@WonderW97800751) May 12, 2024
LOL! Good boy!
And we loved it pic.twitter.com/DioP4HmV7g
— Spill The Memes (@SpillTheMemes) May 9, 2024
Heck yeah! There were few things more satisfying than a Push-Up during the dog days of summer.
— G (@stevensongs) May 12, 2024
LOL! Poor doggo saying goodbye to his friend.
— Yore Friend Whig 🇮🇱 (@WhigJust) May 10, 2024
We're pretty sure this is actually true.
Clever. pic.twitter.com/GLZmnFODNi
— KneesPenguin2.0 (@KLee8615) May 10, 2024
Some dude was giggling about that for days.
— G (@stevensongs) May 11, 2024
HAHA! Did we mention you could see the Northern Lights across much of the country this week?
I’m crying 😭 pic.twitter.com/pFaZzRLi4j
— humans without context (@HumansNoContext) May 11, 2024
LOL, now that's funny right there.
My stoned ass thought this was Bert. pic.twitter.com/rg0g4nTP4X
— ɴᴏ ᴄᴜᴛs ɴᴏ ʙᴜᴛs ɴᴏ ᴄᴏᴄᴏɴᴜᴛs (@damn_elle) May 11, 2024
We did too! (We're not stoned, just to be clear.)
Before we wrap it up this week, we passed along an old Tim Conway clip a few weeks ago known as 'The Dentist', and we wanted to share another this week, our favorite, which was an outtake from the Carol Burnett Show. It's called 'The Elephant Story', and still makes us laugh out loud. A bit of nostalgia for us seasoned folks and a bit of comedy history for you young'uns.
See? It never gets old.
It's rare, but it happenspic.twitter.com/7nIvhNDPbr
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) May 9, 2024
We've reached the end. Now it's your turn.
Take that fresh pick-me-up from a few good laughs to crash into this Monday morning … just not like that poor lady crashing into the non-door three times in a row.
Until we meme again …
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