As Twitchy readers know, an NBC affiliate tried to link climate change to the recent earthquake. Now we've got a Senate candidate from New Jersey doing the same.
The logic goes like this: I've never experienced an earthquake. We had an earthquake. CLIMATE CRISIS!!!
We'd like to tell you these leaps of logic represent a tectonic shift for climate alarmists, but nope. That's just how they are.
I experienced my first earthquake in NJ. We never get earthquakes. The climate crisis is real.
— Christina Amira Khalil (@Christina4NJ) April 5, 2024
The weirdest experience ever.
'Now we'll kick it over to the weather desk. What's the outlook for the weekend, Storm?'
'We can expect warmer temperatures, a small chance of rain, and earthquakes because earthquakes are totally a weather phenomenon and stuff.'
I just knew you were one of the “love science” folks. pic.twitter.com/ED9gPDGZRE
— EducatëdHillbilly™ (@RobProvince) April 5, 2024
One of the great things about America is anyone can run for office.
One of the bad things about America is anyone can run for office.
Can you explain the 5.3 from 1783, dear?
— Sandy 〽️ (@RightGlockMom) April 5, 2024
Also, FAULT LINES ... do you know what those are?
Tectonic plates?
Definitely not climate. 😂 pic.twitter.com/9g1kcjycFT
But she'd never experienced an earthquake before!
The earthquakes seem to happen in the states with the most aggressive epa restrictions.
— Some Welder 🇺🇸 (@SomeWelder) April 5, 2024
Climate intervention must be causing earthquakes.
The logic checks out.
Everything bad that happens is because it goes against my politics
— Razor (@hale_razor) April 5, 2024
Well, that explains that unfortunate incident at Taco Bell last week.
23 seconds with google could have spared you an internets worth of embarrassment pic.twitter.com/OdWitCrFQ1
— Dave Delivers (@jeffersonianguy) April 5, 2024
That's because cows have been farting in upper New York since 1957.
Congrats! I hadn't heard of Christina Amira Khalil before today. Now 1000s of us have. Well played!
— Dave Gordon 🇺🇸 🇮🇱 (@D_Gordzo) April 5, 2024
We'd never heard of Christina Amira Khalil before. Now we have. Therefore … wait for it … the climate crisis is real!
https://t.co/flDCHDeulM pic.twitter.com/VXKSIpsuYZ
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) April 5, 2024
That's an acceptable response.
I hit a pothole today. The climate crisis is real. https://t.co/1RSE5mWe9x
— Caleb Jordan Schulz (@Based_Jedi) April 6, 2024
There's only one solution: Make everyone return to the stone age and give lots of money to leftists.
This woman is running for Senate from my state.....With a tweet this stupid, she just might win. https://t.co/c1wxzTlQjx
— Andrew Wilkow (@WilkowMajority) April 6, 2024
LOL. Please, no.
You can't fix stupid. But!!! You can stop electing it. https://t.co/Xsilw6Sw11
— G (@TCC_Grouchy) April 6, 2024
Now there's a solution.
Oh I love this place. 😂😭 https://t.co/8Qa9pwsUih
— Anna James Zeigler (@ajzeigler) April 5, 2024
It's the greatest show on earth.
Is there anything that climate change can't do? https://t.co/gXR6MtCldV
— Mike LaChance (@MikeLaChance33) April 5, 2024
Save us money?
"Climate crisis"?
— Coder CoderDyne (@CCoderDyne) April 5, 2024
For an earthquake? 🤔 https://t.co/pjaVgZ17gO
Stop trying to make it make sense. It hurts less that way.
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