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Just for fun: Waffle House Wendy - a new internet hero is born and you have to see her chair move

‘Waffle House Wendy’ – that’s what they’re calling her.

Viral videos of Waffle House brawls are hardly new to Twitter, but this particular bruhaha featured a new fighter. In one iconic moment of chair deflection mastery, Waffle House Wendy captured the hearts and minds of the people of Twitter.

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We realize that’s a lot to take in. You’ve got the chubby counter crawler pancaking herself onto the floor, people throwing hands, a skillet-slinging short-order cook, and even some dude at the very end wearing a ‘Goose’ t-shirt who inexplicably has his hand in his pants.

The true star of this scene, however, is the new chairwoman of Waffle House, the one and only, still undefeated champion of the griddle: Waffle House Wendy.

Iron Man, meet Waffle Iron Girl. This could be the trailer for Marvel’s latest hit in the Avengers series – Captain Wendy: The Waffle Soldier.

Guardians of the Griddle?

Seriously, watch that chair deflection in slow motion. WHAT?! LOL.

Twitter user and artist, TGBcomic, showed appreciation for Waffle House Wendy by immortalizing her in true comic book style.

Like we said, a star is born.

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We are loving it too!

The fan art is on point. In fact, the real Waffle House Wendy surfaced on Twitter and made this her cover photo.

Too bad Target Tori didn’t have her skills. LOL.

No way! The queen has entered the chat. All the Gen-Xers just smiled.

Right? This is after she threw some pretty mean uppercuts and jabs at the customers who were stupid enough to invade her domain and after her viral chair jiu-jitsu.

She wants more. HAHA!

LOLOLOL!

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We’re just saying, if you cross that barrier, you’re gonna get what you deserve.

Bwahaha!

Kinzinger wouldn’t last 5 minutes. LOL.

The audio … LOL.

True. Rowdy customers can’t even get a proper beating on Sundays at Chick-Fil-A.

LOL!

Somebody. Added. John. Cena. LOL!

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We think they’re hopped up on Red Bull and syrup.

Hey, it’s been a few years since we added Space Force. It’s time.

We see you, China.

You don’t want none of this, Putin. LOL.

‘They thrive in the suck.’ This might become our new Twitter motto.

Perfection.

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HAHA! Waffle House Wendy feeds on the chaos.

Slay, queen.

Always be prepared. All is fair in love and waffles.

 

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