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Vasectomies: Liberal men get snippy over the demise of Roe v. Wade

In a not-so-stunning turn of events, liberal men have learned what we’ve known all along: having sex is one of the leading causes of pregnancy. To counteract this revelation, more and more are turning to vasectomies as a way to prevent pregnancy without killing their offspring.

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A large Planned Parenthood affiliate has been doing more sterilizations on men this fall since the U.S. Supreme Court ruled on Dobbs v. Jackson Women’s Health.

Dr. Grace Shih, director of vasectomy services for Planned Parenthood Great Northwest, told KIRO 7 News that they have seen a 34-percent increase since the June abortion ruling, according to Fox News.

According to the article, many of the soon-to-be-snipped ‘apparently never want to have children’.

Yes, you read that correctly – they never want to have children. Not a single man bun passed through the doors of the local Planned Parenthood, set aside his kombucha, and declared, ‘I’d like you to sterilize BOFA because I never want to have fetuses’.

Liberal men now know where babies come from! Thank you, Dobbs decision!

Conservatives on Twitter seemed downright overjoyed by the news.

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Wild, right?!

We’d like to point out that vasectomies were an option for liberal men before the Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade.

Apparently, fathering new human life and then asking the women they impregnated to kill the resulting child was a perfectly acceptable option for some of these liberal men, until the Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade.

Perhaps these ‘men’ should have embraced this level of responsibility before the Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade.

(We realize we keep saying ‘the Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade’. We just love saying it.)

Definitely the same energy as the sex strikers, but this is much more permanent, is guaranteed to prevent abortions, and we are here for it.

https://twitter.com/thefubrothers/status/1600568761098022913?s=20&t=VBnhJqTdU-hvgEIl4pZ-iw

Same, brother. Vasectomies all around, we say. We’re prepared to go full Oprah with vasectomies for liberal men: ‘You get a vasectomy! And you get a vasectomy!’

Let’s do this!

Just when you thought our differences were irreconcilable, we have found a point of unity between the Left and Right: voluntary sterilization of liberal men.

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LOL.

Take this win, libs. You’ve earned it.

Of course, there was another obvious angle to this story that many of you delighted in. In fact, responses such as this were the overwhelming sentiment on Twitter.

We’re not exactly sure who this Gene Pool guy is, but people seemed genuinely happy for him.

LOLOLOL!

Ouch! That may be, but let’s not take any chances, eh?

Whatever keeps deez nuts from procreating …

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Aww! We miss Rush. We also suddenly feel old.

We hear you, extremely excited baby human! We act the same way when people make responsible decisions, resulting in fewer abortions.

 

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