Aww! Football team microaggression disappoints #AmherstUprising special snowflakes; Updated

The #AmherstUprising at Amherst College in Massachusetts started in the wake of protests at Mizzou, and the leaders of the “uprising” have given the school’s administrators a comprehensive list of demands.

The protesters were hoping for more exposure on the football field today but were apparently victims of a team microagression instead:

https://twitter.com/amherstuprising/status/665556916379095040

Everybody to your designated safe spaces!

Priceless, the moment you realize the football team demonstrates better sense than you: https://t.co/ZwH0xBRAEB

— Robert Siegmund (@RobertSiegmund) November 14, 2015

https://twitter.com/gonebickle/status/665575258095644672

Why do I get the sneaking suspicion that "Josh" is an affluent white hipster? https://t.co/6R1QClPt8C

— NeoN: Automataster (@neontaster) November 14, 2015

https://twitter.com/nannystatehate/status/665571954565378049

Literally impossible to know if this is a parody account by its content. https://t.co/yfbVnzEbXN

— Dan “I want nothing” Lovejoy (@danlovejoy) November 14, 2015

Definitely hard to tell the difference between satire and real life anymore.

https://twitter.com/amherstuprising/status/665577103769759744
https://twitter.com/amherstuprising/status/665585730043809792

Good call, Amherst football team!

Update:

And though it literally was impossible to tell if it was a parody account, the @AmherstUprising account has been suspended by Twitter.