https://twitter.com/LibertarianSass/status/532986498673418240
Former MLB player Jose Canseco, who recently shot off one of his fingers, sees huge possibilities in the wake of the ESA’s Rosetta mission that landed a spacecraft on a comet:
Comet Transport is the key to our survival .
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 13, 2014
Galactic Beings have used comets as star taxis for eons
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 13, 2014
And perhaps also complained about it when the comet took them “the long way.”
Canseco went on describing a possible solution to our galactic transportation challenges:
Comets are faster than anything we could ever build and have their own power solving are two problems
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 13, 2014
Opens up new business like galaxy touring cruising, asteroid mining, interstellar trade, and planet colonies
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 13, 2014
If Earth can control the comet transport system we will run the Milkyway. Think about that
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 13, 2014
hug for u NASA #cansecomet
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 13, 2014
It was a European Space Agency program that landed a spacecraft on a comet, but we’re sure NASA appreciates the hug anyway.
Maybe Gruber was on to something. “@JoseCanseco: If Earth can control the comet transport system we will run the Milkyway. Think about that”
— Judge Don Willett (@JusticeWillett) November 13, 2014
Still smarter than Nancy Pelosi
RT @JoseCanseco: Galactic Beings have used comets as star taxis for eons
— Cameron Gray (@Cameron_Gray) November 13, 2014
Tomorrow: NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON DEBUNKS SCIENCE OF JOSE CANSECO TWEETS.
— Rob Hart (@RobHartWBBM) November 13, 2014
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