Hilarious desperation: Jonah Goldberg predicts upcoming Dem fundraising email headers

Fundraising emails on behalf of Democrat groups have reached the next level of desperation and creepiness.

National Review’s Jonah Goldberg shared a recent DCCC fundraising email and predicted future headers:

At this rate, next DCCC email headers will be "You Will Crap Your Pants!" & "Might As Well Kill Yourself Now." pic.twitter.com/kdQ0eJ2qhg

— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahDispatch) August 29, 2014

They’re probably being sent as we speak.