Jamaal Bowman Pulls the Alarm: The NFL is 'Afraid' of Shedeur Sanders Because...
'Been Owed This for 5 Years'! Scott Jennings Calls Out Randi Weingarten's Lies...
Up Next for Dem Sen. Chris Van Hollen: Margaritas With Judge Dugan?
Massive Explosion Rocks Iranian Port of Bandar Abbas Causing Widespread Damage, Injuries (...
'This Is a Crime'! CNN Legal Analyst Throws a Wrench In Dems' Narrative...
Milwaukee Democrat Rep Encourages People to Obstruct ICE from Arresting Criminal Illegal A...
Scott Jennings Schools CNN Panelists on Why an Activist Judge’s Arrest Had to...
FOIA Revelation: Biden White House Labeled Libs of TikTok and Gays Against Groomers...
Ken Dilanian Loved Going After Trump but Thinks Arresting Judges Who Break the...
As More Activist Judges Get Arrested Let’s Remind Democrats that ‘No One Is...
Writer and Pop Culture Expert Says Draft Overlooking Shedeur Sanders is Like Whipping...
Epstein Accuser and Abuse Survivor Virginia Giuffre Found Dead by Suicide
Jamie Raskin is OUTRAGED that a Judge Could Face Justice for Allegedly Helping...
Kash Patel's 'No One Is Above the Law' Judicial Perp Walk Pic Is...
Guy Benson Questions 'Dill'-emma: Friend Ousted from Pickleball League Over Politics

The New Yorker Wants You to Know That Your Crossword Puzzles Are RACIST

Twitter

It seems like everywhere you look something new is oppressing someone or other by existing in the same way as it has for as long as its existed. From home ownership to what books you read to what kind of car you drive, almost anything that you ever do can and will be pointed as somehow being oppressive to somebody. So what's the newest addition to this list of problems that are apparently plaguing minority communities in the United States today? Well, the good folks down at the New Yorker have thought long and hard on that subject and come back to us with their considered opinion: It's crossword puzzles.

Advertisement

Oh man, crossword puzzles don't 'reflect the multiculturalism' of immigration'! Who would have thought that fun little brain puzzlers written in English and put into English language newspapers wouldn't have inclusion of other languages and cultures in them, right?

Man history is always such an interest subject, you learn something new every day it feels like!

But they need articles to stick in amongst the advertisements! If they stop they won't be able to properly signal to their advertisers that they're the good guys by their acts of self-flagellation! Won't you think of the advertising dollars?

Advertisement

That sure does sound like a scintillating set of national conversations, doesn't it?

It gets harder and harder to understand how these people justify their own pay checks to themselves and their relatives.

Advertisement

Yes, well, lots of things used to be better than they currently are but here we are.

We'll have to admit we didn't have 'Crossword Puzzles' on our 2023 'Intersectional Oppression' Bingo Cards, but then why would anyone sane even consider that as a possibility? Oh well, clearly it's time to plan on getting a lot more creative with these bingo cards come 2024.

***

Editor's Note: Do you enjoy Twitchy's conservative reporting taking on the radical left and woke media? Support our work so that we can continue to bring you the truth. Join Twitchy VIP and use the promo code SAVEAMERICA to get 40% off your VIP membership!

Join the conversation as a VIP Member

Recommended

Trending on Twitchy Videos