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'Stop Trying to Control Everything, Fauxcahontas.' Elizabeth Warren Vows to Protect Snack Quotas

AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite

One thing that is true of progressivism is that it has no limits. Everything good becomes a protected right and everything bad gets banned. Even the quantity of snack food isn't beyond their realm of micromanaging influence!

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If there was ever an example of what the government has no business being involved in.

You see, the government has fixed absolutely everything already and now this is all they have to keep themselves busy.

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How else are you going to receive your Constitutionally guaranteed quota of Doritos each week?

These professional Karens just aren't happy unless they're in everyone's business.

How can they blame this on Trump?

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Thank goodness we have leaders like her who never sleep and stay on top of how many Oreos are in each package. How could we possibly get by without her?

Border? Shmorder! More federal funding to snack food integrity!

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