Elon Musk, mediocre white man.
With all of the little protests Democrats have been putting together ever since DOGE started trying to cut waste from the federal government, we're hearing from members of Congress we've never heard of before. There are 435 members of Congress, so there's no way to keep track of all of them.
I'd never heard of Rep. Yassamin Ansari, but as we reported earlier today, she started screaming hysterically about Musk, screeching that “King Trump and Elon Musk are going after all of your freedoms, all of your rights, all of your money." Calm down, honey.
I'd never heard of Rep. Bonnie Watson Coleman, but I learned from her that Musk is afraid of black excellence because it makes him confront his own mediocrity.
And I'd never heard of Rep. Emanuel Cleaver, but he was at a mini-protest against the Trump administration closing the CFPB and started yelling. I guess it's just a rhetorical choice to start screaming into a microphone … maybe that worked to rally their voters. Me, I tune out. Listening to lunatics yelling never impressed me.
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I don't know if I got the quote in the headline quite right … Cleaver had a message for Elon Musk, and it was to take his musty, musty something, "You musty moo moo." He's supposed to take his mustiness to the moon, or perhaps Moscow. You translate:
Rep. Cleaver to Elon: "Go to Moscow! You musty, moo, moo, moo!"
— Defiant L’s (@DefiantLs) February 13, 2025
What in the hell? 💀pic.twitter.com/uPQYNmQBCo
Rush Limbaugh used to say that Washington D.C. was Hollywood for ugly people. They certainly think they're stars. I keep a running list in my head of the 10 dumbest members of Congress, and Cleaver just made the list. (Right now I've got Mazie Hirono on top.)
Cleaver's reportedly serving his tenth term representing his district in Missouri. I don't know what's wrong with the people of Missouri that they keep sending this clown to D.C.
I don't think mediocre white Musk is afraid of the black excellence demonstrated by Cleaver, who's chosen to be on the pro-waste and fraud side of the issue. "Go to Moscow, you musty moo, moo, moo." At least he didn't call him a dick, like Anderson Cooper did.
Musk co-founded a company that created a microchip that was embedded into a quadrapalegic's brain to enable him to use a computer using just his mind. As we mentioned before, he's also sending a rocket to rescue our two stranded astronauts. And in his spare time his tracking down waste and corruption in the federal government. Democrats have chosen to fight that. They're going to lose to a musty, moo moo moo.
I often wonder what inspires people to run for office. Do they simply want to represent their constituents? Hell no. They think people should give them power, and that power will make up for whatever's missing in their lives … IQ points mostly.
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