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Imagine There's No More 'Imagine'

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As our own Grateful Calvin pointed out this week, there was quite a glaring contradiction in Jimmy Carter's funeral program … which had the neo-Nazi Jerusalem cross on its cover. Right after Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood finished singing "Imagine," the song that implores us to "imagine there's no heaven," came a recitation of the Lord's Prayer, which begins, "Our father, who art in heaven."

"Imagine," which is essentially the Communist Manifesto set to music, isn't the worst song ever written. That would be Starship's "We Built This City," which has four credited songwriters, including Bernie Taupin, who wrote Elton John's albums for him. Second is "Kokomo," as performed by the band that calls itself the Beach Boys despite not having Brian Wilson in it. "Imagine" is third, but it seems to be abused the most. See that video that Gal Gadot put together of two dozen celebrities singing "Imagine" to cheer us up during the COVID-19 pandemic. Man, did that suck.

Kevin Sorbo noticed:

… The song is one of the most anti-Christian and, quite frankly, most depressing songs ever written. It is a WOKE song before WOKE was known.

I know one thing for certain: It would never be allowed in a Catholic Church. 

Do any of you agree with me about my assessment of the song?

Yes, I agree.

"Imagine" is ear cancer. At least I didn't have to sit through it.

Including having Joe Biden deliver his eulogy? I'm not arguing that Carter didn't request the song be played at his funeral. I'm sure he did. He was a terrible president and would pick a cringe song to be performed.

What's your funeral song? If I had to have one, it would be "The Romance of the Telescope" by Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark — the version with the out-of-tune brass samples.

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