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New York Times advises you to plunge your face into a bowl of ice water to cope with the election

The New York Times should really be telling this to the panelists on MSNBC and CNN as they watch the election returns come in. We’re not overcome with anxiety, but the Times says that elections and anxiety often go hand-in-hand. Feeling that red wave start to crest? Plunge your face into a bowl of ice water, or breathe like a baby to settle yourself down. Again, they really ought to have bowls of ice water over at CNN so Jake Tapper could take a dip.

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That last one might have gotten cut off: It reads, “Limit your scrolling. Consider plotting out specific times when you will look for election updates.”

We think you can say “pansies” without getting suspended now that Elon Musk has turned Twitter into a right-wing cesspool.

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We’ve got more than two years of Joe Biden left, but we’ll make it.

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This is a real thing that the New York Times posted. Then again, remember those photos of women lying on the floor of the Javits Center sobbing when Hillary Clinton lost. Those were good photos.


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