Hey VIPs —
I’ll confess that I had to look up “stochastic” in the dictionary today after seeing it referred to three times in the context of those videos that Boston Children’s Hospital has posted — the ones where a doctor says “a good portion of children do know as early as from the womb” that they’re transgender. People like Libs of TikTok have been reposting the videos, and apparently that stochastic terrorism. Stochastic, meaning “randomly determined; having a random probability distribution or pattern that may be analyzed statistically but may not be predicted precisely.” I’ll admit I still don’t get it. Are we talking about random acts of terrorism?
Check these out:
Twitter is just sitting on their asses while Libs of Tiktok, Matt Walsh, Christopher Rufo, and Billboard Chris use this platform to drive a stochastic terrorism campaign against Boston Children's Hospital. Is it going to take a provider getting killed for them to act?
— Alejandra Caraballo (@Esqueer_) August 15, 2022
In the last 5 days, Libs of Tiktok has tweeted and retweeted 14 posts about Boston Children's Hospital. As a result, BCH providers are being inundated in death threats and harassing calls and emails. It's now affecting their services. This is stochastic terrorism, full stop. pic.twitter.com/CEMlRsX6S4
— Alejandra Caraballo (@Esqueer_) August 15, 2022
How does she know they’ve been inundated with death threats?
This tweep has protected their account, so I’ll have to resort to a screenshot:
This is also stochastic terrorism. What about when the Washington Post linked to Libs of TikTok’s real estate license? Was that stochastic terrorism?
Is this a new thing with progressives? Like, it used to be white nationalism, and now it’s Christofascism. Reposting videos now isn’t just terrorism, but stochastic terrorism. Let’s do a search of Twitter:
The left has just invented the term "stochastic terrorism" to describe any criticism of anything they do or say. You are not merely guilty of hate speech for disagreeing with them. You are now a literal terrorist.
— Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) August 16, 2022
"People pointing out that my political movement masquerading as medicine is both anti-science and morally depraved is terrorism" https://t.co/eyBfK97Ag0
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) August 16, 2022
What the fk is this complete nonsense: stochastic terrorism. Has to be the single most goblet gook phrase ever created in a University SJW Lab.
Sounds scary, but really it means you simply hate people exercising their First Amendment Rights and want to silence them.
Disgusting.
— Travesty Write (@CrockdadCO) August 16, 2022
Anyone who uses the term “stochastic terrorism” unironically is either mentally ill or a despicable liar (or both).
— Cameron+ (@GoonerCameron) August 16, 2022
https://twitter.com/TheDonkey777/status/1559681696642912256
I suppose you have to be in the cool kids club to know what it really means.